Unfair Methods

Spock shed an unbelieving gaze to Kirk who sat on the other side of the rec room.

"I will suck out your juices. I will delve into your depths. I will tease you as you explode in my mouth. Ohhh--"

A suspicion hit the Vulcan, and he quickly went to Sickbay. "Dr. McCoy, I just saw the captain enthusiastically eating a piece of fruit he had never voiced any preference for. Do you not think it highly unethical to use hypnosis on him?"

"Well," McCoy mumbled, avoiding the Vulcan's gaze, "not when it's finally fixing his low vitamin level."