Three Limericks

There was a young Vulcan in space

Who had fallen in paternal disgrace.

After trying some tricks,

He found the label rather sticks.

So he just did his fortune embrace.

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There was a cool doc on a ship

who loved a certain ear's tip,

so he tried to arrange

some further science exchange

just to get his new love in his grip.

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There were two pair of quick hands

fighting over the zippers of pants

checkmated in end

with all broken and bent

which was embarrasing when back to the dance.

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