There was a young Vulcan in space
Who had fallen in paternal disgrace.
After trying some tricks,
He found the label rather sticks.
So he just did his fortune embrace.
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There was a cool doc on a ship
who loved a certain ear's tip,
so he tried to arrange
some further science exchange
just to get his new love in his grip.
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There were two pair of quick hands
fighting over the zippers of pants
checkmated in end
with all broken and bent
which was embarrasing when back to the dance.